top chef - in 60 seconds

candice and her hearts need to go. i would have liked her better if she*had* worn the edible underwear. you can't dress like a ho and then get all snotty when people hit on you in a sex shop. i like the blowsy old broad, but she's out. i'd love to see a mousse fight between tiff and the prissy sommelier (stephen?) with the reaching flavor combos. mango-corriander perhaps? they previewed him bitch-slapping candice. low hanging durian, dude. tiffani would kick your ass. though i'd hate to work with her, too self-righteous. i like harold. he reminds me of someone... brian of the apple crisp and miguel of the sam kinneson costume both seem sweet. lee anne scares the shit out of me. i think she burned off her eyebrows. on purpose. it's no project runway, but it will have to do. why did no one do something fun with gelatin? celery, for the record, is not sexy.