file under: are you kidding?

watching tennis late on saturday night, i saw an ad for this vital piece of technology. are we chipping our children, now? maybe you should just put down the crackberry at the park, m'kay?

and naturally, there's more.
we have gone horribly wrong as a country, when susie and mike in denver really believe their kids need this.

of course, there are children in this world who could seriously benefit from this kind of protection. unfortunately, they have other problems.